December 2010
“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...”
– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
That’s fucking gross, Cosmo
(via ivyyy)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha OH COSMO! This is so hot, I’ll totally be doing it tonight~
(via disgustinghuman)
i just gagged.
(via sexisbeautiful)
the phrase “delightful invitation for him to whoosh...
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2010
Let’s be real: when you can’t count the amount of times you’ve made an attempt on your life, the year must’ve more or less sucked. But I learned a lot this year; that I want to live, and do so fully and unafraid and not held back. I want to go to college and be in the peace corps and start a bussiness. It just took some tough time to realize it. I’m ready for 2011,...
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why do you follow me on tumblr/twitter if you can’t even look me in the eye?
why do i feel like writing such sad things? i’ve had such a splendid few days.
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My sleep pattern is ridiculous. But anyway, I literally had one of the best days this year yesterday.
- Woke up early and watched sunrise, did yoga
- Fell back asleep to get call that I’m hired.
- Freak out
- Quality time with pop, which was good
- Went to the modern with Mikael which was wonderful. He’s a sweetheart and also came with a totally different view on the pieces. And I got...
i’m not sure when this became a blog, but...
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refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh...
PLEASE E-MAIL ME. PLEASE.
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no mrs. flora, of course i'm not working on my...
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Sometimes I feel like I am in a vacuum sealed body suit and I’m clawing to get out, I can’t breathe. I’m writhing and stretching and pushing at my polyurethane cocoon but it won’t break. I can’t breathe I can’t breathe I can’t breathe and it won’t break oh god please just break. There are these people around me holding knives, x-acto knives, xxx-acto...
